HOW STUPID CAN PRIVATE REVELATIONS BE?
By David Moorcroft
The anonymous self-proclaimed ‘seer’ who calls herself ‘Maria Divine Mercy’ alleges that Jesus is the author of the following pieces of ‘revelation’. Dates are given British style, with day, month and year
13/11/2010: “The biggest damnation is finally realising that there is a God.”
15/11/2010: “These followers (of Satan) through greed and love of self, follow in docile adoration and will be led into his flash paradise.”
26/11/2010: “Look, now, at the velocity, as the nations rise to fight.”
Comment - The velocity was extremely low.
24/12.2010: “My coming on earth was orchestrated as a last chance to wake up the world so all would realise that God is all forgiving.”
Comment – What orchestra was playing?
28/12/2010: “They will never deviate from the truth no more than you. My beloved followers, can sway the truth to suit your interpretation.”
Comment – Where did MDM’s ‘Jesus’ fail to learn English?
4/4/2010: “This Chastisement will now befall on the world.”
14/4/2010: “Receive me as the living presence and your souls will alight in ways you will not have believed possible.”
14/4/2010: “I will never forsake those who keep coming back to me. As sinners this will tend to happen.”
28/4/2010: “It is because I love each and every one of you, that I want to save you again…Nothing will faze you.”
20/5/2011:“I will ignite a fount of love and glory for all My children to share.”
26/5/2011: “One man upmanship is no longer relevant when you are striving to survive the basic elements.”
14/7/2011: “Remember God the Father is now in charge of His Kingdom which no man can tumble. Any attempt to do so will result in failure.”
8/7/2011: “With control of your money you will find it hard to defend your right to property, food and health.”
20/7/2011: “The Warning is close now so there is not much time left to pray for those poor lost souls who will be lost.”
10/8/2011:“I cringe as I witness the ugly path that man chooses to go down…Drop your weapons of greed and gluttony now.”
23/8/2011: “I call only on those who are brave enough to take up my gauntlet.”
Comment – Is ‘Jesus’ challenging us to a duel?
27/8/2011: “My teachings espouse the fact that divine revelations do take place.”
31/8/2011: “My Divine Guidance is now instilled in your souls whether you realise this or not. It is like as if you have an internal switch.”
3/9/2011:“The stairway to spiritual perfection is a very long one. [Comment – a pity, as the Warning is almost upon us!] Souls will take one, two and more steps backwards for every single step they take towards me. I ask you My daughter to tell all My followers to prepare for this stairway which is essential before the top step is reached.”
18/9/2011: “I come in the name of Jesus Christ.”
Comment – Who is this speaking, then?
25/9/2011:“By spreading My word virally more people can be reached.”
26/10/2011: “Watch out for changes in the way My Body and Blood will be consecrated. If the words change which deny the existence of My body in the Holy Eucharist then you must defend My divine presence.”
Comment – What words are these exactly?
31/10/2011:“I call on all my children everywhere to drop down your gauntlet and hear your Saviour speak...At last your soul will alight with the fires of My Divine graces.”
Comment – Someone should tell MDM that there are online dictionaries.
4/11/2011:“His [the Deceiver’s] powers are being scuppered through the power of My Father.”
28/11/2011:“Walk by My side and you will be spit on.”
Comment – Not a typo. This gaffe is repeated elsewhere. MDM;s ‘Jesus’ doesn’t know English grammar.
21/11/2011: “You either love God by your good deeds and love of neighbour or you don’t.”
25/12/2011:“Remember the Holy Family was also born on this day.”
4/1/2012: “My suffering is dictated by the level of Godliness in the world.”
24/1/2012: “God, My Eternal Father, has sanctioned the salvation of much of mankind.”
13/2/2012:“They [material joys] are tinged with a mask of nothingness…”
14/2/2012: “…let me console you by telling you that this does not mean the end of the world. Because it does not.”
7/3/2012: “This, My Second Coming cannot be prevented nor can it be stopped.”
5/4/2012: “Before I was crucified I attended a very important Passover Supper with My Apostles the night before My death on the Cross.”
12/4/2012: “Satan will sacrifice many souls to satisfy his final craving to cause the greatest heartache.”
30/4/2012:“Many of you will not come to Me at this time. But this is okay.”
18/5/2012: “My dearly beloved daughter know now that the spread of My Holy Spirit is about to become rampant in the world.”
20/5/2012: “Do not denounce the chance to help your brothers and sisters to obtain the eternal life promised to them.”
9/6/2012: “You will be caught in an intricate web of deceit from which you will be unable to entangle.”
21/8/2012: “I am patient. I am not easily shocked and never, nor could I, hold a grudge.”
6/7/2012:“One third of the earth will be destroyed as the angels pour fire from the heavens. Then many will know that something is wrong…”
17/7/2012: “Lucifer, the former angel in My Father’s higher Seraphim Hierarchy was a talented musician.”
29/8/2012: “My dearly beloved daughter the Book of Life foretold contains the names of all those who will be saved. However, because of My Great Mercy, more souls will be saved because of The Warning.”
1/9/2012: “This is why many poor souls try to find religions which provide that missing link.”
Comment – Richard Dawkins hasn’t found the Missing Link either.
7/9/2012: “This mission can be likened to the rescue of a gigantic ocean liner.”
22/9/2012: “Messages received by genuine prophets or chosen souls are either true or false.”
4/10/2012: “I will do all I can, in My Great Mercy, which will devour humanity like a great ocean, to save humanity.”
21/10/2012: “You, My daughter, have been given all the graces and the ammunition to destroy sin.”
Comment – Where does Jesus come into this if MDM has all the ammo?
28/10/2012: “Humanity can be left in no doubt as to whose power is at force.”
25/11/2012: “Do not leave any part of your house without protection. Batten down the hatches.”
Comment – What kind of houses are MDM’s followers supposed to live in?
29/11/2012: “Many people reject them [God’s visionaries]. Even more reject those visionaries who have made themselves known to the world.”
2/12/2012: “Division is the opposite to unity.”
9/1/2013: “The Truth of My teachings lies at the very kernel of Christianity…When you accept lies, you are not being honest.”
23/1/2013: “I will exhaust every avenue, using the hearts of humble souls who truly love me…”
25/1/2013:“Not one nation will fail to accept the power of the Holy Spirit; not one stone will be left unturned.”
27/1/2013: “Terrible errors will be made by My Sacred Servants when they will follow the wrong fork in the road to My Kingdom.”
Comment – Perhaps they will follow the advice of Yogi Berra: “When you come to a fork in the road,take it.”
28/1/2013: “Keep praying for those sacred servants of Mine who will, like Judas before them, kiss Me on one cheek while betraying Me with the other.”
3/2/2013: “It is like as if he is preparing His garden, so that it is healthy and perfect.”
13/2/2013: “Never waive from the Word of God.”
Comment – Not a typo. The gaffe is repeated in the Crusade prayers.
Comment – Not a typo. The gaffe is repeated in the Crusade prayers.